The Bible

Wow, I am reading the bible, I know, what's an Atheist doing reading the bible? Actually all Christians should read it, then we may not have so many.

So here is my take on the bible so far.

Genesis: Nice creation myth, not as cool at the Maori creation myth.
Actually it's really fucked up, first we have light before the sun and stars, then he makes animals and man, and then man and animals. Gen:1 and Gen:2 are clearly two similar but different creation myths brought together. Gen:3 The talking snake, not the devil or Satan, but a talking snake, and Eve with a lie from god, yes folks, god is a liar, he apparently told Eve she would die if she eats the fruit. She doesn't.

I could really go on and on, it is so bad. Where did god live before he created heaven?
It never really gets any better, he certainly does not appear to be a loving caring god.

It makes no sense all the time, in Genesis Cain is sent out to fend for himself, he tells god he is worried the people will hurt him, a slight problem here, according the bible, there is currently a population of three. Cain and his parents, since Cain killed Able.


Things I have learned:

If some stranger comes into your town and tells you the woman with him is his sister…..

Do not believe him. HE IS LYING !!!! It’s a trick.

Send him and his wife away fast or you will feel the wraith of god.


If God tells you that he will bliss you with thousands of descendants and he shall bless them and make them prosper and be kings of nations….

He says that to all the boys!!!

Things I would like to know:

What the freck is the "Land of Nod"?

Where the heck did the Nephilim come from?

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